There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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