you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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