# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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