you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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