I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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