i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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