butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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