HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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