i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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