He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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