I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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