the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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