I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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