Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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