4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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