No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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