I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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