when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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