im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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