that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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