Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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