Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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