You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry my hands just texted you
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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