That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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