So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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