she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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