when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
