Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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