I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.