there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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