Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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