Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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