What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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