do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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