Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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