You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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