I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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