go do what you do best...puke behind churches
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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