i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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