I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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