Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm at about main and main street
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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