I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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