I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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