chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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