$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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