Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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