Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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