Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I think people are normalizing furries
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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