Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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