why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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