idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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