Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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