even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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